# [[Amina Iqtiraan]] %% ![[city-watch-amina-iqtiraan.jpg]] ![[city-watch-amina-iqtiraan-token.png]] Amina means *safe, protected*. ## Gaslighting - Lie about things you know to be true - Accuse people of things you're doing - Call people crazy and overly sensitive - Undermine people in subtle ways (praise, then say you're "only joking") - Deflect and distract %% Amina is a [[The Pallid Elves|Pallid Elf]] bard from [[The Pallid Grove]]. She is from the Iqtiraan moon (*The Coupling Moon*). She left the Pallid Grove early, before [[Piro]] did. Like many from Iqtiraan, she had always found the Elves' xenophobia needlessly restrictive. She moved to [[ttrpgs/Temporary White Circle/Port Damali|Port Damali]] and had been making her living singing songs and entertaining people any way she could at [[The Lavish Chateau]], but a bad encounter with one of the clients soured that life for her. She moved to [[ttrpgs/Temporary White Circle/Nicodranas|Nicodranas]] to find a new life, and signed up for the Restless Wharf City Watch as a way to make a living from more than just her body and looks. %% ## Songs ### Falhorn *(Underneath Your Clothes)* Underneath your hex there's an endless story Trying to prove yourself in new territory And all the things you deserve so take your inspiration honey *(One way or another)* One way or another He's gonna blast ya He's gonna hex ya hex ya hex ya One way or another *(Shake It Off)* Cause Falhorn's gonna hex hex hex hex hex And then he's gonna blast blast blast blast blast Baby I'mma help help help help help Eldritch blast, Eldritch Blast *(Laisser tomber les filles)* Laisser tomber les monstres Laisser tomber les monstres Un jour c'est toi qu'ils tueront Laisser tomber les monstres Laisser tomber les monstres Un jour, ce seront eux qui pleureront *(Oops I did it again)* Oops you did it again You blasted its heart got lost in the flame those hippogriff babies oops you do seem to love setting fire from above stop killing innocents *(Baby Got Back)* *I mean her butt... it's just so big. I can't believe it's so round. It's like, out there. I mean, it's gross. Look, she's just so black.* I like Eldritch Blasts and I cannot lie The other warlocks can't deny When Falhorn walks in with an itty Booming Blade and a longsword in your face They get sprung Wanna pull up touch Cause they notice that blade was stuffed Deep in the mail he was wearing Hexblade's Curse and I can't stop staring Oh, Falhorn I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that blade you got Makes (me so horny) *(Made You Look)* He could burn a baby down He could make your trousers be brown And even with no one around He can make you cook ### Selox *(All About that Bass)* Because you know that Selox fell from grace in disgrace, so much trouble He's all about the praise fall from grace that's trouble You know he fell from grace Fell from grace *(Trouble is a friend)* He's there in the dark He's there in my heart He might have lost his wings But he's gonna play a part Selox is a friend Yeah Selox is a friend of mine. oh oh *(Exes and Ohs)* Well I had me an angel turned him into a man Wanna show him all the things that he don't understand Whoa, why did they let him go? Guardian angel pally and it's really a shame Cause our last one makes a better rogue though it ain't the same Hey hey, Selox, go and swing away. *(Angel)* Boy, you're my angel you're my guardian angel Closer than the Elves you are to me, baby *(Parijs)* Praat Elfen met me Even Elfen met me Mijn gevoel zegt mij dat wij vanavond samen kijken Naar de Giggling Gargoyle En naar de bibliotheek van de monniken En daarna samen op la Tour Tidepeak, oooh. *(Unholy)* The problem with you, Selox, is you try too hard to *keep your business clean...* Heaven don't know / Selox getting hot At the City Watch / doing something unholy He draws blood / while he's slashing it he be flashin it / Yeah he thrusts his sword slowly ### Plim *(Mouth)* Would it be my fault if I could buff your con? Would it be so bad if I could buff your con Your potion in my mouth, I got to taste it Healing word this time, try not to waste it. *(You Give Love a Bad Name)* Shot through the heart and you're to blame Plimmy, you give rogues a good name *(Hotel California)* Living it up on this City Watch right before ya Such a lovely place And there's so much space Freedom is ripe in the City Watch right before ya Now you're in the clear From the jail to here *(What's Up?)* And now you use your bonus action when you go and hide And you take a deep breath then you aim too high and I scream at the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say hey yeah yeah... I said hey take inspiration *(Last Resort)* Shoot that thing into pieces This is your last resort Inspiration, no missing Don't give a fuck if you cut his arm bleeding ### Hunter *(Doesn't Remind Me)* You'd never make it as a fighter Too much armor for a horny tiefling I'm tired of singin' for my supper But now I'm singin' and it's you I'm healin' And this is how I healing word you *(Highway to Hell)* Axin' easy Ragin' free Hunter got you on a one way ride Askin' nothin' Smashin' skulls Takin' everythin' in his stride He's on the highway from hell Highway from hell *(Fire)* You're sharpenin' that axe You're gonna kill it I know You're heading in close Ain't gonna tell you no It's not gonna like it, and I know it will be lyin' Because when you rage oooooh! Fire (*Bad Guy*) Oh you're a tough guy, like to bash some skulls guy, too red to be smart guy, can't forget to rage guy, You're that devil type, make-a-girly-sad type, make-your-party-glad type, Might-seduce-that-elf type You're the baad guy, duh *(What's my age again?)* And that's a reason not to run away from me Nobody likes you when you're too horny And are still more reckless than Halkin was. What the hell is ADD? This combat don't mean shit to me. Where's your rage again? Where's your rage again? *(Despacito)* Despacito Quieres levantar tu hacha despacito Deja que te ayude atacar el tipo Para que lo mates sin ningún apuro Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmar las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito... *(Bisexual Anthem)* Horn pride, stand up! You like both You liked ice, you like fire Loved your metamagic then again you like it brighter Yeah, you loved to run away but now you put your axe inside You're a tiefling, bitch, and you ain't GOT nothin' to hide! ### General *(Dear Future Husband)* You've got that 9 to 5 but baby so do I So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pie I never learned to fight but I can heal you right sing along with me sing, sing along with me *(Heal the World)* Healing word I'll wipe the blood from your face for you and for me and the entire Wildemount race ### Vicious Mockery *(Somebody)* Somebody once told me these things are kinda dumb and they ain't the sharpest tools in the shed (*We Will Rock You*) You got blood on your face You big disgrace City Watch gonna beat ya all over the place Singing we will, we will, crit you! (Crit you) (*Moves Like Jagger*) I am here to try to Command you Look into my eyes and I'll show you've got the moves like Selox you've got the moves like Falhorn you've got the moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooves like Hunter ### To do *(Summer Girls)* New kids on the block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer since that summer *(Kick in the Teeth)* Cause when it feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it Throw your stones and you won't see me break it Say what you want, take your shots You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth *(I Kissed a Girl)* I kissed an orc and I liked it the feel of her tusks is magic I kissed an orc just to try it hope her captain don't mind it *(Before He Cheats)* .. and he don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats *(Seven)* Was it ever really love if the night that we broke up both went out to go hook up with the one we told each other not to worry about? Was it really everything? Was I caught up in a dream? Seven months was just a fling I'm starting to freak out ## Used *(Hips Don't Lie)* ✅ You're hot tonight, you know your hex don't lie and you're startin' to hit it right Necrotic damage, the tension. Don't you see baby? Take your inspiration. *(Lose Yourself)* ✅ Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? You better lose yourself in this battle The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one blast, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in six seconds, yo *(Havana)* ✅ Oh Plimmy oo nana Half of your heart's in Nicodrana ooh nana Felt in your pocket a banana ooh nana Oh, Sneak attack in Nicodrana There's something bout your manners Nicodrana oo nana *(Pretty Fly for a White Guy)* ✅ Sneak attack em baby, uh-huh, uh-huh Sneak attack em baby, uh-huh, uh-huh and all the bardies say you're pretty fly so take a spare die (*Love Yourself*) ✅ Cause if you like the way you're free from jail then maybe you should go and hide yourself And if you think you'll want some help with that maybe you should take a d6 from this elf %%